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We're talking about jade...
Monster Mash says:
I think we should feed her EXLAX?
Matt says:
deer exlax
Monster Mash says:
HAHAHAA WHAT?
Matt says:
so she shits out her insides
Matt says:
the exlax that's made for animals
Matt says:
haha so it's ultra-strong
Matt says:
she'll crap out a pancreas
THEN in the three way convo...
JAAAADE says:
AND I WONT EAT YOUR CHOCOLATE
JAAAADE says:
AND I DONT SHIT
Matt says:
HAHAHA
JAAAADE says:
IU WASNT BORN WITH AN ASSHOLE
JAAAADE says:
u guys make me fuckin sick
Matt says:
let's just feed her some mr clean
JAAAADE says:
plannin
JAAAADE says:
behind my back
JAAAADE says:
ill feed myself
JAAAADE says:
mr clean
JAAAADE says:
thank u very much
Monster Mash says:
i seen it, ITS A HUGE CRATER IN THE MIDDLE OF HER BACK, WHEN SHE WEARS BATHING SUITS SHE WAS TO WEAR A BANDAGE AND SAY ITS A CUT
Monster Mash says:
but its really her ginormous asshole
Matt says:
fuck
Monster Mash says:
HAAHAH
Matt says:
so you have to like lay on the can huh
Monster Mash says:
HAHAHAHA
Monster Mash says:
this converstaion is amazing
JAAAADE says:
i dont have a crater(also might i add a hunchback like u carly)
Matt says:
she's a real hunchback of notre dame
Matt says:
when we're on dates she always wants me to come back to her belltower?
JAAAADE says:
LMFAO and im a gargoyle watchin over the land
Matt says:
she's like "c'mon stud, i'll let you ring my bell"
Matt says:
it's kind of a turn off
Monster Mash says:
ROFL
Monster Mash says:
I LOVE YOU GUYS
JAAAADE says:
which bell?
JAAAADE says:
the church bell
Monster Mash says:
the satanic bell of gothism
JAAAADE says:
ur goin to hell
Matt says:
hahahaha that was the worst thing ever
JAAAADE says:
u fuckin sick creature of darkness
Monster Mash says:
HAHAHA
Matt says:
"the devil bell of witch craft and black stuff, and some screaming"
Matt says:
and other bad stuff
Matt says:
maybe exploding eye balls and pentagrams
Monster Mash says:
Well eat shit
JAAAADE says:
WHERES CARLY
Monster Mash says:
IM DEAD
JAAAADE says:
OMG CARLY ARE U TAKIN ANOTHER SHIT
Matt says:
probably ringing her bell
JAAAADE says:
UR BOWELS ARE HUGE
Matt says:
fuck man, that's sick
Monster Mash says:
I was polishing my BELL TOWER THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Monster Mash says:
okay jade, who shit her pants on the slide when she was 12
theres WAY MORE but its too much to copy and paste HAHAHAHA