Extremely shitty week of DOOME slightly improved by THIS golden nugget of fuck. I swear IMDboards, most of the time you have no fucking clue what you're talking about, but every now and then the stupid clouds part and a teeny ray of something like this shines through ( Read more... )

Any of you guys remember that pirate meme I made a couple of years ago? Really shitty one, with the random PotC/Muppet Treasure Island/Goonies/Peter Pan/etc. references? Y'know this one:

Well, once or twice every year I like to look it up and see how many hits it's generated. Latest count ( Read more... )

So I'm at a bit of an impasse. As everyone (and their mother) knows May 25th will see the release of the latest (and almost definitely) last PotC film. Like the previous movie, I was planning on going to the midnight release, gussied up in full pirate regalia, along with _dangerkitty_ and cuteelf14Also, as I was previously planning on going to the Pompano, and then the ( Read more... )

So, remember the other day, when I was debating on going to either Disney or Tallahassee? Well, I had forgotten that I was supposed to baby-sit Timmy today, while Katie goes to a parenting class her divorce lawyer signed her up for. So Tally had to be scrapped, and Disney was in ( Read more... )

"Hey, everybody, I'm skating circles around Scott Hamilton. Literally."

Scott Hamilton: PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER, that is!

Note: Pirates are still better.

While I could post th' usual "Happy Talk Like a Shipmate Tide Pirate Day, yarrr!" post, (which, in a way, I be still doing), I decided instead t' brin' ye th' best quote ever. When asked about th' subject o' file-sharin', "Weird Al" Yankovic had this t' say ( Read more... )

Item One: Halloween problem has been (mostly) solved. Not only have I settled on a costume (the one and only Indiana Jones is you must know), but I pretty much have the entire costume done (in both the funds and time spent are in smaller increments than last year!). The thing that stokes me the most is that I got a very accurate jacket for only 32 ( Read more... )

Methinks this, is now my favorite myspace, especially considering my "theory" at the end of yesterday's entry, and the fact that I could actually go to that fundraiser party. While you're at it, be sure to cast you vote on the whole matter here. The pirates need more vites ( Read more... )

So, as we all expected, PotC = QFF. (Quite. Fucking. Fantastic.) For real. Whether they admit it or not, everyone is a little anxious as they go in to see a sequel to one of the most instantaneous breakaway pop-culture invading movie hits of all time. But rejoice, me hearties, this be an adventure worth the taking! And so here's my (slightly crazed ( Read more... )

Dude, Pirates is a gonna be awesome tonight. We're already gettin' the party started over here, and I figured I'd give y'all a preview as to the pic spam you're all in for, with a quick glimpse as to where my make-up fx stand at the moment:( Enter if ye dare! )