Note to self:

Next time you're hungry and decide to heat up a frozen Totino's pizza, take it out using a fucking oven mitt, you dumb cunt. You're not Claire.
I mean, FUCKING OW.

No love,
threthiel9

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ION, I think I may be developing a fangirly crush on Eli Roth. I have no idea where that came from. O_O

AND TAM! I CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO YOUR CD! B|

My Official Recap for heroes_meta. Episode 202 'Lizards'.

Squeeing, and CAPSing, and SPOILERS, oh my!

( So I'm guessing the lizard(s) in question isn't referring to reptilian!Mo... )

Dear Michael Jackson jury,
Thank you for seeing that he really was too legit to quit.
-Amy

Dear PBS/Channel 2,

Thank you, thank you, thank you, for playing last night's all-episodes Hitchhiker's Guide marathon. Never mind the fact that I stayed up well past 4:30 watching it. And for doing it all again tonight. Also never mind the fact that I'll probably stay up well past 4:30 watching it again. You are my BBC-connection bearing hero. I ( Read more... )

Dear 610 WIOD,
I love you. Thank you so much for bringing me news updates every half hour, The Drudge Report, Schnit Show, Phil Hendry, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and Coast to Coast AM (especially for the weekends with Art). You are the best. I bow to your broadcasting greatness.
~Yo numba one fan, Amy

Dear Leslie Stahl (of 60 Minutes),
'No liberal ( Read more... )