I'll just leave this here.

[cheloya]

I just thought I should warn everyone before I started actually writing it. Apologise in advance, sort of thing.

I take no responsibility for this, and intend to blame it all on working too much in the morning.

It will have to wait until I get my book back from the eight people I have promised to lend/lent it to, of course, but, er. Well, there it is. XD;