002 [Action/Accidental Voice]

Jun 30, 2010 23:15

[Zoro spends some time today roaming around Luceti trying to find the barracks (again), so feel free to notice him passing you in town-it's entirely possible he goes by you more than once, even if you've remained stationary >_>-but when he eventually wanders out onto this nice open plain by the river...eh. Good enough. There's space to let loose, ( Read more... )

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[ action ] sniperkingftw July 1 2010, 06:40:32 UTC
[ Now that he's back out doing stuff again, Usopp finds a great deal of nostalgic amusement in just watching Zoro circle past the item shop again.

And again.

And again.

Third time is the charm, bro. He just so happened to come across a paintball gun a while back and then he, uh. Just so happened to hang on to some of that ammunition. And hell, anything potentially amusing would totally come in handy right now. BRIGHT RED PAINTBALL APPROACHING THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD. Do you sense a disturbance in the force? ]

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[ action ] threeswordsoul July 1 2010, 06:45:56 UTC
[What do you take him for, some kind of chump? Of course he senses it! And whirls, slicing that paintball in two with a quick iai sheath/re-sheath, cool as a cucumber, so that it-splatters all over his face.]

.........................

[Wiiiiipe. Staaaaaring along the trajectory of that paintball. Staring into the item shop with eyes smeared all around with red. Staring AT YOU.]

Uuuuuusoooooopp.

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[ action ] 1/2 sniperkingftw July 1 2010, 06:51:10 UTC
[ ...he should have used a less angry color. ]

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[ action ] sniperkingftw July 1 2010, 06:53:40 UTC
[ BUT MAYBE HE CAN STILL LIVE THROUGH THIS. Accessing bullshit files in 3, 2, 1... ]

Z-Zoro, what happened to your face?!

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[ action ] threeswordsoul July 1 2010, 07:01:21 UTC
...You don't know, huh.

[Stalking into the shop. Planting both hands on the counter and leeeaning over it to eye-twitch directly in your face. And then looking down to locate whatever bedamned weapon you found to launch your sneak-attack.]

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[ action ] sniperkingftw July 1 2010, 07:25:40 UTC
[ Leaning away adjsfdslkfj, you're very good at being intimidating. ;; There may or may not be a slingshot down there upon looking- one he'll be shifting behind his back a little bit protectively because he happens to be attached to it and Zoro is really, reaaaaaally good at breaking small things.

...what he wouldn't give to have just been able to argue with "of course not, I couldn't have hit you from over here anyway." But like hell he wants to downplay one of his only skills. ]

Nope, no idea, I've just been in here minding my own business, but maybe this means it'll be raining paint this week; I'm pretty sure I've seen something like that before, actually, a few years back, except it was less red and more gold. Made it really hard to find that king's lost treasure, but I figured out a way and you know what, maybe you should wash that off before it dries, I can always talk about that later. [ >_________> ]

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[ action ] 1/2 threeswordsoul July 1 2010, 07:54:11 UTC
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[ action ] threeswordsoul July 1 2010, 07:54:44 UTC
[Straightening]

Right. There a sink in here somewhere?

[His face is calm. ZOMG ARE YOU SAVED??]

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[ action ] sniperkingftw July 1 2010, 08:01:44 UTC
[ He's afraid to let down his guard .__. But since the place is apparently designed like one of the many houses. ]

...yeah. It's this way. [ And goddamn it, he'll have to lead you there like a toddler or you'll never find it and then get angrier because of the dry paint. ]

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[ action ] threeswordsoul July 1 2010, 08:07:28 UTC
Hn.

[Following behind you docilely. On silent feet. ...Cutting off your escape.

Eh-hem, nothing suspicious going on here. >_>]

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[ action ] sniperkingftw July 1 2010, 08:13:55 UTC
[ Docilely?

ohgodohgodohgodhe'sgonnadiehe'stoodelicatetogooutlikethis ]

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[ action ] threeswordsoul July 1 2010, 08:19:06 UTC
[What's this, Usopp? Getting cold feet? Well, we can't have that, can we.

Here's Zoro ghosting up and snaking an arm around your neck, friendly-like, to yoink you forward with him. March, soldier.]

Where'd you say the sink was, again?

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[ action ] sniperkingftw July 1 2010, 08:30:50 UTC
[ This marriage is nothing but a hollow sham and you know it- crap, we're moving again. Usopp is beginning to think he might just have to resign himself to his fate, here. H-how bad can this be if he's managed to live through everything else, right?

Right? Consequences for your actions, what kind of virtue is that ]

First door on the left.

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[ action ] threeswordsoul July 1 2010, 09:16:26 UTC
Thanks.

[Calmly opening that door and going in, uhp uhp uhp, no, you're coming with him, stop squirming. Calmly dragging you forward and turning on the tap.

Calmly shoving your head under it, goggles, bandana, and all, and holding it there. 8| LUCKY FOR YOU, it's a high-arching spout. But the water sure is ice-cold.

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[ action ] sniperkingftw July 1 2010, 09:28:52 UTC
[ Ahem.

SHRIEKING NOW. Reaching pitches typically only heard by dogs and then the time for incoherent babbling approaches:

HE'S GOING TO DROWN, TOO YOUNG TO DIE, HE'S SORRY, THIS IS HOW PEOPLE GET SICK IN THE SUMMER, THAT WATER'S REALLY COLD LET GO YOU BASTARD, HE'S VERY DELICATE AND- AND THAT PAINT REALLY WILL DRY ON THERE IF YOU HOLD HIM HERE TOO LONG and possibly something about you being a MONSTER sob-

Flail, flail, spaz, DX, etc. Uh. Look out for typically-ineffectual flying limbs. ]

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[ action ] threeswordsoul July 2 2010, 00:48:34 UTC
[Shit, you're loud. And the flailing does nothing, blah blah blah Zoro you suck, whatever, shoulda thought about that shooting a paintball at him. Take your punishment like a man.]

[He loosens his grip and lets you up after a suitably soaked period, hand still warningly gripping your neck.] You gonna try that again? [Had enough? >:|]

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