[Zoro spends some time today roaming around Luceti trying to find the barracks (again), so feel free to notice him passing you in town-it's entirely possible he goes by you more than once, even if you've remained stationary >_>-but when he eventually wanders out onto this nice open plain by the river...eh. Good enough. There's space to let loose,
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And again.
And again.
Third time is the charm, bro. He just so happened to come across a paintball gun a while back and then he, uh. Just so happened to hang on to some of that ammunition. And hell, anything potentially amusing would totally come in handy right now. BRIGHT RED PAINTBALL APPROACHING THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD. Do you sense a disturbance in the force? ]
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[Wiiiiipe. Staaaaaring along the trajectory of that paintball. Staring into the item shop with eyes smeared all around with red. Staring AT YOU.]
Uuuuuusoooooopp.
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Z-Zoro, what happened to your face?!
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[Stalking into the shop. Planting both hands on the counter and leeeaning over it to eye-twitch directly in your face. And then looking down to locate whatever bedamned weapon you found to launch your sneak-attack.]
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...what he wouldn't give to have just been able to argue with "of course not, I couldn't have hit you from over here anyway." But like hell he wants to downplay one of his only skills. ]
Nope, no idea, I've just been in here minding my own business, but maybe this means it'll be raining paint this week; I'm pretty sure I've seen something like that before, actually, a few years back, except it was less red and more gold. Made it really hard to find that king's lost treasure, but I figured out a way and you know what, maybe you should wash that off before it dries, I can always talk about that later. [ >_________> ]
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Right. There a sink in here somewhere?
[His face is calm. ZOMG ARE YOU SAVED??]
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...yeah. It's this way. [ And goddamn it, he'll have to lead you there like a toddler or you'll never find it and then get angrier because of the dry paint. ]
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[Following behind you docilely. On silent feet. ...Cutting off your escape.
Eh-hem, nothing suspicious going on here. >_>]
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ohgodohgodohgodhe'sgonnadiehe'stoodelicatetogooutlikethis ]
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Here's Zoro ghosting up and snaking an arm around your neck, friendly-like, to yoink you forward with him. March, soldier.]
Where'd you say the sink was, again?
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Right? Consequences for your actions, what kind of virtue is that ]
First door on the left.
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[Calmly opening that door and going in, uhp uhp uhp, no, you're coming with him, stop squirming. Calmly dragging you forward and turning on the tap.
Calmly shoving your head under it, goggles, bandana, and all, and holding it there. 8| LUCKY FOR YOU, it's a high-arching spout. But the water sure is ice-cold.
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SHRIEKING NOW. Reaching pitches typically only heard by dogs and then the time for incoherent babbling approaches:
HE'S GOING TO DROWN, TOO YOUNG TO DIE, HE'S SORRY, THIS IS HOW PEOPLE GET SICK IN THE SUMMER, THAT WATER'S REALLY COLD LET GO YOU BASTARD, HE'S VERY DELICATE AND- AND THAT PAINT REALLY WILL DRY ON THERE IF YOU HOLD HIM HERE TOO LONG and possibly something about you being a MONSTER sob-
Flail, flail, spaz, DX, etc. Uh. Look out for typically-ineffectual flying limbs. ]
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[He loosens his grip and lets you up after a suitably soaked period, hand still warningly gripping your neck.] You gonna try that again? [Had enough? >:|]
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