I have arrived on Jambalaya island, along with my new friend, mister Jones. Poor mister Jones was drifting along the sea in a boat that wasn't even large enough to host a flea circus. Being the generous pirate I am, I offered him a ride on my own ship, the Dinghy Duck.

As I expected, Jambalaya really has changed since last time. The worst part is ( Read more... )

This is Captain Threepwood, reporting in again ( Read more... )

Uhm... Good day! This is Guybrush Threepwood, mightiest pirate of the Caribbean! Yes, that very same. It was I who defeated the ghost/zombie/demon pirate LeChuck a grandtotal of four times. It was I who discovered the secret of Monkey Island. It was I who found the legendary treasure of Big Whoop. And it was I who got married to the loveliest woman ( Read more... )