“I'm Sherlock Holmes, the world's only consulting detective. I'm not going to go into detail about how I do what I do because chances are you wouldn't understand. If you've got a problem that you want me to solve, then contact me. Interesting cases only please."

[BEEP]

[ You've just received a text from someone.

No one important, just Sherlock Holmes. ]

Someone explain the situation we're in concisely and logically.

-SH