Title: on creating the perfect land mind
Authors: lowriseflare and threeguesses
Fandom/Pairing: Rookie Blue, Sam
Rating: R
Word Count: 7300+
Summary: The one where Sam meets a waitress.
A/N: We like creating blonde girlfriends for him kind of a lot, you guys.

Couple days after he breaks it off with McNally, Sam wakes up with a bitch of an ache in his upper back.