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private | off-network:
CASE: Gossip Girl?
GG still remains anonymous. Despite careful observation and trying at least twice to trace the network address, results still unconfirmed. Do know that GG has a fondness for singling out the same groups of people repeatedly, namely: - Blair Waldorf, who bears an unsettling resemblance to Kerry Bishop: 3 entries; 1 dedicated entirely to her.
- Serena van der Woodsen: 2 entries, heavily featured
- Dawn Summers : 1 entry, in conjunction with Chuck Bass
- Chuck Bass: 2 entries, manwhore, general creeper
- Arthur Pendragon: 2 entries, excuse me WHAT?
- Morgana le Fey: 2 entries, weirdo relationship with older man? Camelot's seen worse, no pun intended.
- James Wilson: 2 entries, said potential pedo mentioned above.
The list goes on and on. Suspect Santa and his elves, seeing as how he checks it twice, and none of these people have apparently been particularly nice. Other than a general nuisance and thorn in the people's sides, GG seems harmless, but then doesn't everything at the outset?
STATUS: further investigation required
CASE: Veronica Mars' Social Life
STATUS: |
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In an effort to get past all that pesky curse business - though I gotta say: ponies have been ruined for me forever - this is Veronica Mars directing your attention elsewhere. Unfortunately, this segment of our irregularly broadcast program has been interrupted by a stunning case of The More You Know. Since I was lucky enough not to get blasted by an insane desire to put on ladies' clothing and tuck it in or tuck it out, I thought I'd belatedly share my own fetish.
Knowledge.
There's something to be gleaned from every comment that you all leave, every way you phrase a sentence, and even if your most personal confessions are stuck behind filters, a lot of the things you say and do are left behind as clues for certain individuals to pick up on.
Yeah, I'm talkin' to you Miss Gossip. Your fetish is apparently public humiliation, and while you haven't been too loud these days, silence never threw a good investigator off the case.
Some people might find you amusing, but where I come from, the information highway has a sort of moral decency, and I like some of those criminals, and you're abusing it all wrong. So this is a fair warning: game on.
XOXO,
Veronica~♥
Anyone up for a good game of Texas Hold 'Em and a pizza or two? I've been told that I'm disconnected and passionless. I think it's time to change these misconceptions.
[ooc: /has to run for a little while. will tag back asap! ♥!]
CASE: Gossip Girl?
GG still remains anonymous. Despite careful observation and trying at least twice to trace the network address, results still unconfirmed. Do know that GG has a fondness for singling out the same groups of people repeatedly, namely: - Blair Waldorf, who bears an unsettling resemblance to Kerry Bishop: 3 entries; 1 dedicated entirely to her.
- Serena van der Woodsen: 2 entries, heavily featured
- Dawn Summers : 1 entry, in conjunction with Chuck Bass
- Chuck Bass: 2 entries, manwhore, general creeper
- Arthur Pendragon: 2 entries, excuse me WHAT?
- Morgana le Fey: 2 entries, weirdo relationship with older man? Camelot's seen worse, no pun intended.
- James Wilson: 2 entries, said potential pedo mentioned above.
The list goes on and on. Suspect Santa and his elves, seeing as how he checks it twice, and none of these people have apparently been particularly nice. Other than a general nuisance and thorn in the people's sides, GG seems harmless, but then doesn't everything at the outset?
STATUS: further investigation required
CASE: Veronica Mars' Social Life
STATUS: |
[/private]
In an effort to get past all that pesky curse business - though I gotta say: ponies have been ruined for me forever - this is Veronica Mars directing your attention elsewhere. Unfortunately, this segment of our irregularly broadcast program has been interrupted by a stunning case of The More You Know. Since I was lucky enough not to get blasted by an insane desire to put on ladies' clothing and tuck it in or tuck it out, I thought I'd belatedly share my own fetish.
Knowledge.
There's something to be gleaned from every comment that you all leave, every way you phrase a sentence, and even if your most personal confessions are stuck behind filters, a lot of the things you say and do are left behind as clues for certain individuals to pick up on.
Yeah, I'm talkin' to you Miss Gossip. Your fetish is apparently public humiliation, and while you haven't been too loud these days, silence never threw a good investigator off the case.
Some people might find you amusing, but where I come from, the information highway has a sort of moral decency, and I like some of those criminals, and you're abusing it all wrong. So this is a fair warning: game on.
XOXO,
Veronica~♥
Anyone up for a good game of Texas Hold 'Em and a pizza or two? I've been told that I'm disconnected and passionless. I think it's time to change these misconceptions.
[ooc: /has to run for a little while. will tag back asap! ♥!]