Apr 01, 2009 00:12
Certain car parts - check
Mandatory drug test to check for hallucinogens - check
Crowbar - check
Taser - check
Film - no check
Straight jacket - check
Pony - never getting checked
There's something to be said for adaptation. Just as soon as I figure out how it applies to this place in a more logical way, I'll get back to the general majority of you. In the meantime, I don't think I can keep living out of my car, no matter how comfy we are with each other. I do, after all, have a spine.
The whole apartment deal seems a little sketchy at the outset. Advice? Landlords? Lava lamps and hanging beads? I'm still holding out on my dad showing up with that little twitch under his eye but I'm an efficient girl. I can get these fine fingers dirty.
Potential roommates can apply here, but I'm warning you. No monkeys. Theirs is the only business too dirty for me.
[ooc: this is Katie's fault. 4th wall all you want, just... don't mention who killed Lilly Kane plz.]
need not apply,
4th wall day,
coffee donut a banana?,
friends don't let friends drive chrysler,
have taser will travel,
a whole new world,
monkey see monkey do,
where's weevil?,
another day another dollar,
roommates wanted,
dude where's your car?,
insane in the membrane