"A boss is like a teacher. And I am like the cool teacher. Like Mr. Handel. Mr. Handel would hang out with us, and he would tell us awesome jokes... and he actually hooked up with one of the students. Um, and then like twelve other kids came forward. It was in the papers. Really ruined eighth grade for us." - Michael Scott, The Office
Okay, so life's been crazy. I've gone the past several months without the Internet, and now I've finally managed to figure out a way to bum my neighbor's connection until I can afford to set up my own. Unfortunately, this means no torrenting, but I'll make due.
On the same note, life has been crazy in several ways, but instead of writing a long, drawn out entry that nobody will read, I will post a random webcomic that I find hilarious, due to its nonsensical nature.
Let that be an important lesson to you, kids: the hair clogging the sink is what keeps the crazies out.
Love,
Andy
p.s. If anyone is interested in starting a band with me, I'll only join if it is named "SHAMALAMABLAMA!" Also, we will only play speed country-punk.