Took money and handed out funnel cakes at the funnel cake stand.

Proved I could go 4.5 hours in the heat and humidity without more than a half-dozen swallows of sink water before turning sheet-white and seeing black dots from dehydration.  Sat down and ate some banana-flavored ice (was quite good).  Felt vaguely high for the remainder of the ( Read more... )

I worked with ink in high school twice and disliked it both times. The first time was with a sharpened bamboo stick, and I just didn't like the assignment was all. The second time was for an illustrations project and I was ill-informed on how to use the material--the medium didn't correspond well with what was needing to be done, basically.

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I could totally choose a more eloquent word than d-bag, but I don't think that said d-bag deserves the effort of my choosing a more eloquent word, so the shortening of the vernacular "douche-bag" ("douchebag," "douche bag") it is.

I was feeling like a choleric Russian last night; I choose this means of description because typically when I think of ( Read more... )

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