The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

[thorne_scratch]

Ugh. There is no one to blame for that loss but ourselves. That was just heartbreaking. It hurts even more to lose after two good periods and a shit-the-bed collapse in the third, second game of a back to back (to over time, with Philly, which is not exactly a spa day) notwithstanding. I actually had to go into my basement and yell for a while. And

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[flidgetjerome]

I WISH FOR A DRABBLE ON THE DRAGON AGE OR MASS EFFECT GAME OF YOUR CHOICE.

[thorne_scratch]

I do not know a thing about either, honestly. So this is probably going to end badly for you. I'm just sayin'.

WIKIPEDIA BASED DRABBLE, HERE WE COME.

[flidgetjerome]

GODDAMN IT WOMAN, PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT! USE TV-TROPES!!!

[thorne_scratch]

...after three hours spent on youtube and wiki, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHICH DRAGON AGE TO GO WITH?

Is Origins okay? I feel like I can get the most gay elf jokes out of that one.

[flidgetjerome]

ALSO, YOU DID ASK FOR THIS, MAY I REMIND YOU.

[thorne_scratch]

Yeah, but usually I only expect something weird about the pope to be requested.

[flidgetjerome]

For what it's worth the Pope Divine in Dragon Age 2 is a character you meet in some DLC for DA:O back when she was still a Reverend Mother who needed you to tidy-up the fall-out of her lesbian mid-life-crisis affair with an assassin.

[thorne_scratch]

lesbian mid-life-crisis affair with an assassin.

I am intrigued and wish to know more.

[flidgetjerome]

See, the thing is it wasn't that big a deal since Thedas in general seems to be pretty open-minded when it comes to sex. Get Twig to bring both games and show you the whore-houses - personally, I preferred the one from the first game, it didn't just stick to humanoids.

[thorne_scratch]

What the hell did I just watch.

...I don't know what to make of that lingerie either.