With your feet in the air and your head on the ground

[thorne_scratch]

Shall we whomp us together a music post? I do love the word "whomp." The sound of it is very evocative of the actual action.

Comments

[flidgetjerome]

Dude that is not too bad a bad thing. At least it is shiny and glittery.

I had to go to your old Embassy back in the days when I was living here already but my greencard had yet to expire because they wanted to know what was up with that and seriously it's even less friendly.

[thorne_scratch]

I kinda like it, but I am a big fan of moats so my opinion is sort of biased! I want there to be swans. DEATH SWANS.

(I do worry that they will have to be constantly cleaning the windows off from having birds fly into it.)

...dude, the old embassy looks like an abandoned mental insane asylum, closed down after discovering the doctors had been performing medically unethical experimental treatments. This new one is a definite step up.

[twigcollins]

Still not as bad as Government Center.

[thorne_scratch]

It's not nearly phallic enough.

[forsweatervests]

Affair! Unless...have you noticed hair loss, or a sudden rash of sick days on her part recently? Otherwise, I'd say: affair!

[thorne_scratch]

I think she's actually trying to bring me in on a coupe to take down the CEO of our company! Whether she aims to do this by seducing me for my support, or threatening to take my organs if I do not back her, I am still deciding.

But hey: free trip to San Francisco.

[forsweatervests]

My advice? Take it. You can always make up your own mind about the CEO-scam, but you can't pull a free trip out of any old hat.

[thorne_scratch]

Yeah, I'm pretty easy when it comes to bribery. If anything, this job has taught me the art of bribery is alive and thriving.

[twigcollins]

Let it be known that I am so a) cheap and b) bored that next to nothing that doesn't involve organ removal or drug smuggling to Thailand would keep me from accepting a free trip to anywhere with anyone for any reason.

Come on. You know you want to put an x in the adulterous lesbian affair box on your to do list.

[thorne_scratch]

This is why I plan to fly you out to Vegas as my alibi. I mean ally. (Cloud gets that from Zack a lot. "Oh man, you are my favorite bait. I mean friend. My bait-friend.")

See, I could have done that back in 2006 with those nurses. Which would have actually checked a few more boxes off the list, including "adulterous threesome lesbian affair with nurse outfits" but I got cold feet.

[likethewatch]

That's the hard part about your interest in the nurse outfits. She could be putting it on to please you, or because she's about to harvest your organs.
I think it's worth the risk. Can you take her? I mean, without Edison's help.

[thorne_scratch]

She could be putting it on to please you, or because she's about to harvest your organs.

I KNOW RIGHT? (To be fair and accurate, the nurses who propositioned me were not in official uniform, but since they were in full cougar ensemble, I feel it was nearly the same thing.)

...huh. You know, I have thought about it, and I'm going back and forth on who would win the fight. I have the superior height and reach, but she is, as I have witnessed, damnably quick. This could go either way.

However, if I had Edison, it would be unquestionable victory. if she had tesla, though... now I have to mull this further.

[aphelion_orion]

is she just planning to kill you and steal your organs?

...What if it's both?

Also, thank you for the awesome music. :D

[thorne_scratch]

HO-SHIT I DID NOT THINK OF THAT.

You're welcome, I am glad you are downloading it! Congrats on your degree!

[soranokumo]

Huzzah, music!

Also, go DC for being awesome. Better yet, being awesome with tasty cupcakes.

[thorne_scratch]

Everything is better with cupcakes; it is a scientific fact!