With your feet in the air and your head on the ground

[thorne_scratch]

Shall we whomp us together a music post? I do love the word "whomp." The sound of it is very evocative of the actual action.

Comments

[forsweatervests]

Affair! Unless...have you noticed hair loss, or a sudden rash of sick days on her part recently? Otherwise, I'd say: affair!

[thorne_scratch]

I think she's actually trying to bring me in on a coupe to take down the CEO of our company! Whether she aims to do this by seducing me for my support, or threatening to take my organs if I do not back her, I am still deciding.

But hey: free trip to San Francisco.

[forsweatervests]

My advice? Take it. You can always make up your own mind about the CEO-scam, but you can't pull a free trip out of any old hat.

[thorne_scratch]

Yeah, I'm pretty easy when it comes to bribery. If anything, this job has taught me the art of bribery is alive and thriving.

[forsweatervests]

Jeez, maybe I should get into your line of work. No one tries to bribe me, dammit.

[thorne_scratch]

So far, I've gotten a ham, a bonsai tree, a bunch of medical textbooks, two massages, and several types of German chocolate!

[forsweatervests]

Wow! Wait--a ham? Compared to the other offerings, that seems a little out of place. Was it supposed to be a Christmas ham, or something? Or perhaps we're talking about a comedian?

[thorne_scratch]

Totally a ham. It was a big surprise to me too.

[forsweatervests]

I'm impressed. I hope someday I rate a whole ham! (Well, I don't actually like ham, so. Maybe some broccoli instead.)

[thorne_scratch]

Clearly the first step is to start shmoozing up to some vegetarians!

[forsweatervests]

Hmmm, I wonder where the hunting grounds for hard-nosed vegetarians are? Maybe Brooklyn?