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thorne_scratch

Life sucks. Wear a hat.

Nov 07, 2006 14:43

So I’ve voted, even though I am extremely wary of any voting system that lets politically ignorant doofuses like myself into the building. I have my “I voted!/Yo votè!” sticker and everything. The sticker is a nice bonus, but I bet they could get way more people to come to the polls if they served punch and pie afterwards. People get proactive for ( Read more... )

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sakuranochi November 8 2006, 01:55:05 UTC

My vote's for a molotov cocktail in Bush's fucking face.

sakuranochi November 8 2006, 01:55:47 UTC

Oh yeah, and if you can see this CIA, fuck you.

:D

thorne_scratch November 8 2006, 04:47:28 UTC

I think it's more likely to be the FBI, really.

sakuranochi November 8 2006, 14:27:05 UTC

Nah, I'm an international issue, and I have socialist ideals. If there were three more people in this country who thought the same as me, the CIA would be here to participate in a coup to replace Tony Blair with an iron fisted junta, and train death squads to crush the population.

thorne_scratch November 8 2006, 15:11:58 UTC

Yes, but it's my journal. You're not the only one under surveillance by shady government agencies, you know. I've been doing my damndest to get classified as an X-File from day one, and that means I gun for the FBI.

I think you should try to perform a coup using drop-bears.

sakuranochi November 8 2006, 19:15:36 UTC

Drop bears aren't real. :(

thorne_scratch November 8 2006, 19:22:17 UTC

You need to employ a better mad scientist, dude.

I am nothing of a builder, but here I dreamt I was an architect... sakuranochi November 9 2006, 14:50:43 UTC

I'm a PhD student now, I spend the majority of my wages each month on books, so I can't afford a mad scientist anymore.

Re: I am nothing of a builder, but here I dreamt I was an architect... thorne_scratch November 9 2006, 14:55:16 UTC

Then your only path of recourse is to revolutionize the world become one yourself, man. You gotta be pragmatic about this.

Re: I am nothing of a builder, but here I dreamt I was an architect... sakuranochi November 9 2006, 14:57:16 UTC

Bit late for that, plus I was never really a fan of science....

Seems the pragmatic recourse would be to kidnap one, lock him in a basement and force him to work under fear of death.

Re: I am nothing of a builder, but here I dreamt I was an architect... thorne_scratch November 9 2006, 17:54:06 UTC

You could hire me. I work fairly cheap, but I demand dental in my benefits.

Re: I am nothing of a builder, but here I dreamt I was an architect... sakuranochi November 9 2006, 23:15:58 UTC

Sure, if by dental you mean me pulling your teeth out with pliers when you fail.

Re: I am nothing of a builder, but here I dreamt I was an architect... thorne_scratch November 10 2006, 05:51:37 UTC

Man, I dunno why you're always getting into pissing contests with me. Don't you know I love you for who you are? And your healthy internal organs?

Re: I am nothing of a builder, but here I dreamt I was an architect... sakuranochi November 10 2006, 15:49:30 UTC

Your kung fu is weak, old man.

Re: I am nothing of a builder, but here I dreamt I was an architect... thorne_scratch November 16 2006, 03:26:05 UTC

Yes, well, at least I won't have to worry about trying to find a job with my shiny but utterly useless philosophy degree!

thorne_scratch November 8 2006, 04:47:03 UTC

Simmer down there, Action Jackson. Have a sticker! Not that I disagree.

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