I am a gentleman, didn't I

[thorne_scratch]

"The fix is in. It remains only to be seen what it's been traded for. To get to this stage, anyone wanting to be a referee has had to learn to enjoy the special flavor of pressure-group dick. The question is: will the referees stagger off ice with lungs half full of steaming Winnipeg semen? Or will they merely be licking their lips

Comments

[white_jenna]

I'm fascinated by all the rituals and trappings of Catholicism. It's too bad that there's no way we'd line up on abortion/gay rights/etc.
Was the documentary good enough to rec with a title? :)
Sephiroth, "sacrifice".
Mmmm, bacon.....

[thorne_scratch]

It is a rather gaudy religion, yup. I think one can be interested by the rites and rituals and still completely disagree with the stance of certain issues, like you list. I dislike having to use pro-life and pro-choice titles and all, because I think there are insulting or inaccurate connotations any way you go, but much as I don't think I could go through with an abortion, I don't see it as my right to forbid anyone else from it. So, yeah, I'm with you on that

[aphelion_orion]

*laughing hysterically at 7:00 a.m. in the morning* Thank you for this wonderful bit to wake up to.

[thorne_scratch]

I'm glad you liked it! Maybe I'll polish it up and use it in something else.

[white_jenna]

Eeep, read this when you posted it and didn't comment.
Very much enjoyed this (and the "hijinks" one). I lol'd at the "possibly crustaceans" line and grinned through the rest. :D Thank you!!

[thorne_scratch]

One should never rule anything out when it comes to Zack and distractions. All kinds of animal species should be considered in play.

Thanks, I'm glad you liked it!