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I can't think of anything that's dumber.
To a grouch, Christmas is a bummer!
 Beaming faces everywhere.
Happiness is in the air.
I'm telling you, it isn't fair!
I hate Christmas!

People loaded with good will,
Giving presents. What a thrill!
That slushy nonsense makes me ill.
I hate Christmas!

I'd rather have a holiday like normal grouches do.
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Cookie Monster wants to host Saturday Night Live. Here's his audition tape:
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