From the (huge) comments thread multidimensional weave at  "Who Started the Moon Landing Hoax Conspiracy Theory?" ("Today I Learned" channel on YouTube):

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Ed Meškys sent me this:

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A knight, a burgher, and a ploughman walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a yogh?"

[An oldie, fwded by a friend, but still imho a goodie.]

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and ( Read more... )

You may have seen this already washing around the Net...

[ETA: Looks like I picked a good one this time. Between DW & LJ, nine ☺s in less than 22 hours!]

Dear Ma and Pa,

I am well.  Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Army beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.

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(From a bunch of netwash gags forwarded by a friend; this is the only one I thought worth keeping):

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from my friend Spencer G. in Massachusetts:

( could be painful reading, esp. for guys )

Sent to me by a friend, with the recommendation:
This is a compendium of Jewish based humor. There is one improper word in the leading piece but it is based upon an old joke and is well done. The other pieces that are linked in at the end are also cute and the ones I watched were not offensive.Open the link below at your own risk, you just might ( Read more... )

[passed along by Ed Meškys]

THE $2.00 BILL I TRIED TO SPEND:
(IF YOU'RE AS OLD AS I AM, THIS IS A RIOT!)
Everyone should start carrying $2 bills! I am STILL laughing!! I think we need to quit saving our $2 bills and bring them out in public. The younger generation doesn't even know they exist.

STORY:
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco Bell ( Read more... )

[Not an encounter with missionaries. Something better: a joke sent to me by Ed Meškys.]

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.

She decided she would take her lunch, sit with the workers, and talk with them.

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