For the longest time, The Little Drummer Boy was the only Christmas song I ever liked. Now I finally know why.
I know it's a few days after Christmas, but you must watch this safe sex Christmas music video!
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NWS lyrics! If you're at work, use headphones. There's one naked (nonsexual) man seen from the back, no bits shown. A whole lot of suggestive dressed men.
Listen to the lyrics! They start about two minutes in.
*so very dead* I'm going to be singing this to myself FOREVER.