Life as a Hostage: Day 3
All right, technically midnight, but regardless. Because I have nothing to do (fuck you, alien. I'm not doing that, either. Don't you have a human race to be oppressing or something?), I am going the way of all bored people on the Internet, and posting memes.
Number One: 20 Things
01. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it
02. Am I lovable?
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Lex-dono. Japanese term reserved for aristocracy, which you are to some extent.
02. Am I lovable?
Of course you are, You just don't want to show it.
03. How long have you known me?
A month or more actually.
04. When and how did we first meet?
During the Luthor/Dent campaign. Good times.
05. What was your first impression?
This is the man who would give free reign to guns and cake. I'm voting for this dude.
06. Do you still think that way about me now?
I do, but I just wish you were still running for president, damnnit.
07. What do you think my weakness is?
That superdouche Letting your emotions get the best of you.
08. Do you think I'll get married?
Of course you will, I'm surprised that someone didn't snatch you up already.
09. What makes me happy?
Scotch, Money, world domination, the never-ending torture of pain for superman that would make your face light up like presents on christmas day.
10. What makes me sad?
Stress, stupid people, superman, pigs.
11. What reminds you of me?
Michael Rosenbaum, oddly enough, since you remind me so much like him.
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
Superman, in chains made of Kryptonite, along with five bottles of a very rare and old scotch: The Macallan Fine and Rare Collection, 1926, 60 Years Old. Great year.
13. How well do you know me?
I know you enough to get by.
14. When's the last time you saw me?
Um, not since you've been kidnapped, dear.
15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Um, it's a shot in the dark but... do you want to go out and have dinner sometime? I mean, when this bullshit is over?
16. Do you think I could kill someone?
If they pissed you off, pretty much.
17. Describe me in one word.
Revolutionary.
18. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
Staying the same. I would like it to get stronger.
19. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
Maybe? If you were really, really, really, really, REALLY hammered.
20. Are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what I say about you?
Only for you, that's all.
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