Cabin Fever

[thisislexluthor]

Cabin fever is an actual psychological condition, resulting from being isolated or shut in for long periods of time with your girlfriend, her dog, your cat, and very expensive computers. So I should not be held responsible for whatever it was that I did last night.

Comments

[mastahwayne]

I so wish I could take credit for that.

Sounds just like the good old times. Sigh.

[thisislexluthor]

It does sound like the old days. Right down to waking up in an alley wondering why you can feel the Earth spinning, while a stray cat is sniffing at your head.

[mastahwayne]

Reminds me of that time I woke up with my head completely covered in strawberry jelly and gravel.

[thisislexluthor]

I vaguely remember that. Was I the one who dared you to leap into the gravel pit, or was it that Oliver Queen bastard?

[mastahwayne]

I'm not sure. I recall that I had had quite a bit of tequila. My bets are on Oliver Queen. Asshole never liked me.

Also, I don't even like strawberry jelly, goddammit.

[thisislexluthor]

Well, look on the bright side: it could have been peanut butter.

[mastahwayne]

Ew. Now that reminds me of that time in Mexico with the cactus. Never did find that shirt.

[thisislexluthor]

Probably for the best, as that shirt was hideous.

[mastahwayne]

Hey! My maroon and mustard yellow tie-dye shirt was fantastic.

You disposed of it on purpose, didn't you? You monster.

[thisislexluthor]

[mastahwayne]

...

Did you dispose of my reindeer sweater, too?

[thisislexluthor]

No, I think Alfred probably took care of that.

[mastahwayne]

...

OH GOD.

ALL OF MY TRUST? GONE.