Please let this come true, please, please, please...
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a Superman. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the White House. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of mad scientists hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your secret death ray, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with 'dear god no', and no man will ever again dare call you names. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
You can attempt a plan as beautiful as mine here, but know that unlike your plan, mine is actually going to happen. Someday....