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[insidethepalm]

Okay, which one of you has turned Anakin into a blubbering mess? He is sitting on my feet and I do not approve.

These are Manolo Blahniks. Do you know how much these cost? They cannot be ruined with tears, I will be very angry.

I seriously can't move. Someone bring me another drink. Parker! Jeannie? Someone :(

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[yup_whitesuit]

[voice post]

YOU CANNOT LEAVE YOU ARE MY THERAPIST YOU HAVE TO SIT HERE UNTIL YOU SOLVE MY PROBLEMS MY MASTER IS NEVER GOING TO FORGIVE ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DO NOT GET UP!!!!!

NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[voice post; in clipped angry tones :(]

[insidethepalm]

...

where is this Master of yours? I will find him and make it b----

[a crash sounds and Emma sounds like she's rather mad she hit the desk, with Anakin still wrapped around her feet D: D:]

[voice post in SHOUTING]

[yup_whitesuit]

NO! NO YOU CANNOT DO THAT! YOU CANNOT TALK TO HIM, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND??

[voice post in SHOUTING BACK]

[insidethepalm]

GET OFF MY LEGS AND LET ME STAND UP.

[notpuny]

...

On the plus side, that's a collectable right there. Shoes stained by the tears of a Sith Lord. That's, what, at least fifty bucks on eBay?

[insidethepalm]

The only person who would buy those would be you, Mr. Parker, and I highly doubt you have fifty dollars on you.

[insidethepalm]

...

I stand corrected.

[insidethepalm]

Thank you. A box of tissues and a straight jacket perhaps.

[yup_whitesuit]

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO BUY MY TEARS

[i_gotdepression]

The trick is to wait until he curls in the fetal position and just lies on the floor real quiet-like then you can stuff him somewhere with a glass of orange juice and some fig newtons no problems and wait for him to come out on his own

[yup_whitesuit]

FKLGJDFKLGJDFKGDFG

HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT