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Jan 06, 2009 23:15

Okay, which one of you has turned Anakin into a blubbering mess? He is sitting on my feet and I do not approve.

These are Manolo Blahniks. Do you know how much these cost? They cannot be ruined with tears, I will be very angry.

I seriously can't move. Someone bring me another drink. Parker! Jeannie? Someone :(

emma frost, anakin skywalker (redeemed)

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yup_whitesuit January 7 2009, 04:16:55 UTC
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YOU CANNOT LEAVE YOU ARE MY THERAPIST YOU HAVE TO SIT HERE UNTIL YOU SOLVE MY PROBLEMS MY MASTER IS NEVER GOING TO FORGIVE ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DO NOT GET UP!!!!!

NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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[voice post; in clipped angry tones :(] insidethepalm January 7 2009, 04:20:41 UTC
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where is this Master of yours? I will find him and make it b----

[a crash sounds and Emma sounds like she's rather mad she hit the desk, with Anakin still wrapped around her feet D: D:]

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[voice post in SHOUTING] yup_whitesuit January 7 2009, 04:22:00 UTC
NO! NO YOU CANNOT DO THAT! YOU CANNOT TALK TO HIM, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND??

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[voice post in SHOUTING BACK] insidethepalm January 7 2009, 04:23:28 UTC
GET OFF MY LEGS AND LET ME STAND UP.

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[LOUD NOISES] yup_whitesuit January 7 2009, 04:25:23 UTC
I AM NOT ON YOUR LEGS!

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I AM GOING TO SIT OVER HERE ON THE COUCH--

DO NOT LEAVE!

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insidethepalm January 7 2009, 04:28:22 UTC
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Fine. I'm merely going to get a glass of water from the bathroom. Don't touch my things.

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yup_whitesuit January 7 2009, 04:33:43 UTC
...but they are so soft

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insidethepalm January 7 2009, 04:34:56 UTC
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If I find you touching my clothes when I come back, I am going to kick you out and have you locked in a closet. >(

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yup_whitesuit January 7 2009, 04:35:51 UTC
The cushions smell like a far away planet where the people are fat and perfumed and the children play on sun-drenched laws

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insidethepalm January 7 2009, 04:38:05 UTC
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Did you eat lead paint as a child, Anakin? I need to know if it's messing with your medication.

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yup_whitesuit January 7 2009, 04:38:59 UTC
My mother kept food on the table when she could!

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insidethepalm January 7 2009, 04:42:08 UTC
Jesus Christ.

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yup_whitesuit January 7 2009, 04:43:16 UTC
WHAT DID YOU CALL HER???

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insidethepalm January 7 2009, 04:43:47 UTC
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY SHOES OFF YOUR HANDS.

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yup_whitesuit January 7 2009, 04:46:29 UTC
even your feet smell like the Padme and the other Queens of Naboo

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insidethepalm January 7 2009, 04:47:17 UTC
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*sob*

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