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[painfuldiodes]

Hello everyone! It's me, Marvin, your Plastic Pal Who's Fun to Be With!* I just wanted to let you know about some fantastic new changes in your favourite service android, and to apologize to everyone I've been offering substandard service to so far!  My good friend and most generous master Anakin Skywalker caught me in the corridors yesterday,  and

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[yup_whitesuit]

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE LESS INFURIATING NOW

[painfuldiodes]

Am I displeasing, master? Is there any way I can atone by easing your existence? How about a haircut? I have barber programming drawing on the styling experience of over a hundred star systems!

[yup_whitesuit]

I am not your master.

You can...count the ceiling tiles. Yes. That would ease my existence greatly. Everyone ceiling tile on the base must be accounted for.

[painfuldiodes]

Done.

The structure of the base is not constant though, due to the shifting nature of reality here, and neither are the number of tiles. I have devised an algorithm to account for continuous fluctuations in the tile-ceiling continuum. If you like, it would be my pleasure to provide you with daily, hourly, or even minutely updates on the current tile status. Would this be pleasing to you?

[libertyisdead]

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[painfuldiodes]

What is it, master's mistress? Is there something I can do for you? It would make a simple robot very happy.

[libertyisdead]

Oh, er, nothing... Marvin, thank you.

I simply did not know that Anakin had done some modifications to you. When was this?

If it was when I think it was, he's in trouble again for not being in bed resting when he promised me he would.

[painfuldiodes]

My apologies, but my timekeeping files for that period have been deleted, by Master Skywalker's orders. Please forgive me!