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[youloveme_xoxo]

Gossip Girl Special Report: I purchased a very interesting item today, from a certain money-hungry princess!

Comments

[rebelapprentice]

WHERE'S MY MONEY

GET ME MY MONEY

WHERE IS IT

MY MONEY: I WANT IT

[12inchblaster]

LEIA?!

[ella_va]

SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE DONE ABOUT THIS

MY VOTE: AN ASSBEATING

[12inchblaster]

I CAN'T HIT MY 11 YEAR OLD WIFE WHO I JUST CHEATED ON.

.....

Have I mentioned lately that I fucking hate this base?

[ella_va]

WELL, I CAN

... Whatever. We still on for later?

[ki_possible]

...all it took was a few hours?

[ella_va]

It's sex.

This isn't a relationship.

[12inchblaster]

[ PRIVATE ]

Obviously. But I'm in a shit mood.

[ella_va]

[ PRIVATE ]

Tell me about it. Now Kim.. ugh.

[yup_whitesuit]

...

...

You are taking this well. better than I am

[rebelapprentice]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

What a dork! Touching boobs? Guh-ross and uncool.

[yup_whitesuit]

DID HE GROPE YOU, LEIA

IS THIS WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO TELL ME

YOU CAN SAY IT, DEAREST ONE, I WILL MAKE HIM SUFFER

[12inchblaster]

I WAS MAKIN SURE SHE WAS OKAY KAGJAFJGJF;JFGKJA;GJ;AJG

IT WAS THIRTY YEARS AGO

[yup_whitesuit]

WHAT ABOUT NOW

WHAT ABOUT BEFORE SHEGO

[12inchblaster]

ADULTS CAN TOUCH ADULTS

[yup_whitesuit]

MY DAUGHTER IS AN EXCEPTION TO YOUR BACKWATER PLANET COURTING RULES

SHE IS PRECIOUS! PRECIOUS!