Gossip Girl Special Report: I purchased a very interesting item today, from a certain money-hungry princess!
See: One lacy black thong with green flames.
Who does it belong to? Shego.
Where was it found? Han's clothing hamper.
Who did I see groping each other outside of L5P last night?
Well, you can guess. : )
Cheating on Kim? Tsk, tsk, Shego. What about that kid you guys have together? Old news, huh? Hey, Anna, the base DOES have a new psychiatrist, you know..
You know you love me,
Gossip Girl xoxo