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[sparkysociopath]

Fuck this.

We are not fucking fictional.

I am going to find the guy behind this; when I'm through with him, he is going to really regret having played this game with us.

Anybody feel like joining me?

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[ella_va]

Uh huh. Yeah. Tried that.

Not gonna make you any less fictional.

Everybody knows everything about you, get used to it.

www.wikipedia.com

[sparkysociopath]

There isn't much to know. My name's Elle Bishop and I can manipulate electricity. It still works, even here; the first thing I did when I appeared is try my powers.

I have noticed that my daddy's not here, nor is anybody else from my show. I wonder if they'll be coming soon. If I see Sylar I'm going to get him for good this time.

Who are you?

[ella_va]

Set your grandma's house on fire when you were six. Blackout in four counties on Ohio at eight. Oh, Lithium.. fuck Lithium.

Name's Shego.

[sparkysociopath]

My daddy used to make me take lots of pills. He said they made me better; I never believed him. But he's not here. Guess I'm not gonna be taking them anymore.

Did somebody force you to take pills?

I don't mind people knowing that about me; it might make them scared. They should be.

[yup_whitesuit]

You call lightning to your hands. Are you a Sith?

[sparkysociopath]

Even I've seen Star Wars. I know who you are. Isn't your outfit supposed to be black or something? What's up with the new look?

And no, I'm not a Sith. I'm 100% human. I'm just able to do this; it's my special ability.

[painfuldiodes]

The person supposedly in charge here is General O'Neill. Technically he's not responsible for us being trapped in this horrible place, but as far as people to blame I suppose you could do worse. Unless you believe in God. He generally works too.

[sparkysociopath]

General O'Neill, huh? I'll see what I can do.

[painfuldiodes]

Good. I don't suppose you could do anything about God while you're at it? If He exists, I've got a bone to pick with him.

[sparkysociopath]

Believe me, if I could, I'd have done so long ago. But that's life. And hey: what's your show?

[velvety_smooth]

Hey there. Uh, yeah, welcome to the base, don't worry, you'll get used to the whole fictional thing eventually. Watching DVDs of your own life is pretty cool, as long as you got alcohol to go with it. Alcohol helps a lot around here. Lots of cool people to meet too, depending on which shows you watch and stuff.

I'm Dean Winchester in case you need anything. Anything at all, let me know and I'll see what I can do. So, yeah, welcome, and uh, just remember to mind the vampires and you'll be fine.

[sparkysociopath]

Vampires, eh? I'd like to see one of them try and touch me. I'm well trained; I have excellent aim. I hope that's well on display in the DVD version of my life. Have you seen it? And what do you do? I don't think I've seen your show. I didn't have much time for TV before I ended up here.

[velvety_smooth]

I don't have much time for TV either, what with the demon hunting and all. Good news is it makes a helluva good TV show. It's called Supernatural, you should totally buy the merchandise.

[sparkysociopath]

You're a demon hunter? That's cool. I used to work for the Company. But I'm the only person from my universe around here, for some reason, so I guess that's over. Have you watched my show? It's apparently called Heroes.

[thuggin_luv]

Hey bitch, you hot. I like you. You want some.. company, you can just hit yo main nigga Young Reezy up! Holla~!

[sparkysociopath]

I wonder if you'll still like me when you see what I can do. I'm not your usual hot chick, kid. Be careful; you really don't want to piss me off.

[thuggin_luv]

Yeah yeah okay. What's your digits, baby?

[sparkysociopath]

Do you like electricity?