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[sparkysociopath]

Fuck this.

We are not fucking fictional.

I am going to find the guy behind this; when I'm through with him, he is going to really regret having played this game with us.

Anybody feel like joining me?

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[painfuldiodes]

The person supposedly in charge here is General O'Neill. Technically he's not responsible for us being trapped in this horrible place, but as far as people to blame I suppose you could do worse. Unless you believe in God. He generally works too.

[sparkysociopath]

General O'Neill, huh? I'll see what I can do.

[painfuldiodes]

Good. I don't suppose you could do anything about God while you're at it? If He exists, I've got a bone to pick with him.

[sparkysociopath]

Believe me, if I could, I'd have done so long ago. But that's life. And hey: what's your show?

[painfuldiodes]

It's not just a show. It's also a radio series and a book series and a computer game and a feature film and Oh why do people enjoy seeing me suffer so much in so many different media? It's called the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy and it's dreadful.