1 Brain for Sale, Slightly Used
Relatively new brain (only recent onset of neuronal decline) which has been employed for the past 25 years as the central nervous system of a female homo sapiens. Neuron pathways are largely formed by Canadian culture (full knowledge of Canadian Heritage moments included) and repeated viewings of Conan O'Brien. Strengths include the ability to compose useless livejournal messages and develop obsessions over anything unprofitable, most notably fictional characters, psychology trivia, and simulation games. Penchant for folk music. Seretonin receptors slightly defective. Cerebellum and occipital cortex may be slightly damaged, as there are minor problems with coordination and spatial awareness. Seller is asking for a new brain, any type ok with the exception of those which provide host with positive feelings upon reading Ayn Rand.