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Dear Journal,
Last night I had the first deep emotional connection with another woman. By connection I mean our vaginas were connected. Her name is Natalie, and she is very nice. She bought me some beer. Blah blah, Paris is nice. I'm glad it has given me the oppurtunity to explore my walls. If you guys don't know, I really like getting naked in my hotel room and farting. Well Natalie loves that. I think I truly have found my soul mate.
Love, DOug Funny
Last night I had the first deep emotional connection with another woman. By connection I mean our vaginas were connected. Her name is Natalie, and she is very nice. She bought me some beer. Blah blah, Paris is nice. I'm glad it has given me the oppurtunity to explore my walls. If you guys don't know, I really like getting naked in my hotel room and farting. Well Natalie loves that. I think I truly have found my soul mate.
Love, DOug Funny