Staying home with some "ick" today, trying to be considerate of other humans who wouldn't want to feel this way.

This story made my day:

China Bans Reincarnation Without Government Permission

Oh yes, I also loved this:

Senator Sues God
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Should I be as amused by this as I am? Ah, we all know I'm already destined for h-e-double hockey sticks. Enjoy!

I think this should give you an idea of what kind of day it's going to be....



If you want to get *really* specific, you can skip to the section which begins at the 3:30 mark.

That is all.

This is what happens when I stay up late to do work and then cannot/do not want to go to bed yet...
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Too damn funny...

Ryan Seacrest has outdone himself tonight. He has made at least 4 indirect denials of homo-ness. But he took the cake when he told a contestant that simon had given him a "backdoor compliment." Uh, Ryan? Didn't you mean back-handed?!? Or was that secret code for "I'm Simon's pillow biter"???

My mother sent me these... Definitely got a good chuckle...

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"I knew there was something wrong with Mel Gibson when I saw The Passion of the Christ. I was like- Jesus, use your safe word!" -Margaret Cho

Thanks you guys (especially boikage!) lol


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лол (aka lol)!!!