Will go here once I figure out how I want it to actually work. SO UH. IF YOU WANT CR MENTIONED THAT YOUR KID HAS HAD WITH DEAN...Lemme know.
BELLA SWAN
001: If he knew, he'd probably blow his brains out.
CLAIRE BENNET
001: FUCKING FURRIES.
002: Sam cries. A lot.
003: Real men aren't pussies. And possibly soulless.
004: Doesn't discriminate against unemployed vagrants.
DANTE
001: Derp derp derp. Also, how's it been hanging, bro.
002: What the hell did I just watch.
KAITO KUROBA
001: Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you.
KUROSAKI ICHIGO
001: Ichigo: Making everyone gayer for existing.
LADY/HEY YOU/SWEETHEART
001: GO BACK TO /b/ RETARD.
002: And Dean was never again the same.
003: Get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
004: Deep Thoughts: feat. Dean Winchester
MISATO KATSURAGI
001: Men are disgusting.
NATE GREY
001: Amazingly, there's more than porn on the internet.
OERBA YUN FANG
001: Obviously disturbed. Still bangable.
PETER PETRELLI
001: The internets will kill you with its brain.
ROUGE THE BAT
001: Demon drops - Kind of like murple nurples.
SAM WINCHESTER
001: Dean doesn't afraid of anything.
002: Sam is short for Samantha.
003: Another touching Winchester bro moment.
004: Rub it in, why don't you, you jackass.
005: The game. You just lost it.
006: Real men fart. Sam kills people.
SCROOGE MCDUCK
001: Step inside and let me tell you about furries.
SHELLY DE KILLER
001: I see your normal and raise you midgets.
SUZE SIMON
001: Take your RickRoll and begone.
SYLAR
001: He's like a cheerleader without the hotness.
THE EMOTICON
001: It's ~*~magic~*~.
002: Bing is like Jesus.
TOMMY GAVIN
001: Son, let me talk to you about STDs.
TRISH
001: Dean shows latent homosexual tendies forgetting awesome boobs. News at 11.
002: He'd like to roll on up on your- I mean.
WINRY ROCKBELL
001: Mormons and zombies: Same thing.
ZUKO
001: Yep, you're retarded.