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What the hell is this, some kind of nerdy message board for lonely furry freaks or something? Whatever you people are doing with ducks? I don't wanna know. Ever. I saw that episode of CSI. I know what you people do when you get together in one place.
And who the hell has a message board for porn. When I'm perusing the girl of the week, the last thing I wanna do is chat with the sweaty guy on the other end of the internet. There is so much wrong with this whole thing I don't even know where to start.
And the new Busty Asian Beauties video just downloaded, so I'm not gonna try. And that is real porn. Not...Some sick thing with dressing up like a duck to get your rocks off.
Just saying.