NOT ON!!!!

[purepansy]

Comments

[the_boy_who]

What are you playing at Parkinson?

[purepansy]

PLAYING?!?!

[the_boy_who]

If it's all the same to you, I'd rather just go on hating each other.

[purepansy]

FINE, WHATEVER.

[the_boy_who]

We're not family. You're not really a Malfoy (astonishing luck really), and Sirius is only my godfather. I mean, if you want to have a cup of tea sometime...

[purepansy]

So . . . let me just get this straight. You -- an orphaned boy who was shut inside a cupboard and mentally and physically starved under a flight of stairs for eleven years -- believe you know more about what constitutes true family than I do?!?!

I think we should have a cup of tea, Potter!!!! There's so much you don't understand!!!!

[the_boy_who]

What did you read that in an unofficial biography? You don't know me Parkinson, and now suddenly a few drops of shared blood between "parents" makes your ears perk up. Family's more than blood. I understand that.

[purepansy]

And you don't know me, yet you felt perfectly entitled to tell me that I'm not a real Malfoy, and who is or is not my family member. Funny, that.

TEA?!?!

[the_boy_who]

Fine. You're a Malfoy. I'm a Black. I'm pretty certain that line is BROKEN. You really should have a look at this tapestry sometime...

Honestly?!

[pure_nobility]

"I'm a Black"

Hahaha.

Oh, that was the most amusing thing I've read all day.

[purepansy]

AM I NOT A MALFOY THEN?!?!

[the_boy_who]

Uh oh.

[pure_nobility]

No, of course you are a Malfoy. A Parkinson-Malfoy, more specifically. I was just mocking Potter.

[purepansy]

SAY IT AGAIN!?!?

[pure_nobility]

Uh, Parkinson-Malfoy?

[purepansy]

BRILLIANT!!!!