Now let me tell you about the ultimate chav...
We had THE funniest customer in a couple of days ago. She was your typical 'yeah wotevahhhhhh' girl, trackie sort of bottoms, cleavage everywhere, huge dazzling earrings, chewing gum and rolling eyes, the whole lot.
I thought that was bad enough, but then she asked if we do batteries, and I said, 'yeah, what size are you after?' She proceeded to take a battery OUT OF HER BRA. 'Dis wunnnnnn.'
Unbelievable. O_O