oh-my-gawd
guess what guess what??? i just saw the madonna "Like A Virgin" video on Vh-1. sweetie and i giggled for at least 20 minutes. the hair, the crucifixes, the boy-toy belt. damn, i feel old.
preparations are under way. the carry on bag is packed, except for my id, itenerary, and pooh bear. the big packing begins tomorrow. oh goody. of course i don't really have to do anything cuz sweetie is packing for me... the only problem is that i have to get it all back in the bags and home. i can see me going door to door in the dorm asking "will you help me pack, i need a femme..." no one packs like a femme woman. the whole purse thing mystifies me. i can pull it al out, whatever sweetie put in it, and try and put it back in and it won't fit. i tried for an hour once. an hour... me, if i can't fit it in my pockets i don't need it. wallet, chapstick, keys, i'm ready. secrets of the universe...
preparations are under way. the carry on bag is packed, except for my id, itenerary, and pooh bear. the big packing begins tomorrow. oh goody. of course i don't really have to do anything cuz sweetie is packing for me... the only problem is that i have to get it all back in the bags and home. i can see me going door to door in the dorm asking "will you help me pack, i need a femme..." no one packs like a femme woman. the whole purse thing mystifies me. i can pull it al out, whatever sweetie put in it, and try and put it back in and it won't fit. i tried for an hour once. an hour... me, if i can't fit it in my pockets i don't need it. wallet, chapstick, keys, i'm ready. secrets of the universe...