A priest, a rabbi, and an ATA user walk into a bar . . . (co-written with eruthros)

[thingswithwings]

Dear the internet: this is how much eruthros and I are dorks. We were trying to open a jar of honey, and began to imagine what would happen if Team Sheppard were sitting in the Atlantis commissary trying to open a jar, of, say, mustard. And so we told the following joke to each other

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[dovil]

Bwahahahaha! So many of these are made of win I ran out of glitter and macaroni for all the certificates.

[siegeofangels]

What do you get when you cross John Sheppard and Buffy Summers? Nothing changes - you still have the one girl in all the world who can defeat the vampires.

A Colonel, a Major, and a Lieutenant walk into a bar. For reasons that nobody understands, the Lieutenant explodes.

OMG you win.

[polaris_starz]

Those were my two favourites also!

[foreverdirt]

How many Marines does it take to screw in a light bulb? One lieutenant and a whole squadron, but they won't come back.

This is my favourite.

I'm going to steal a Bruce Schneier fact:

There are no such things as prime numbers, only numbers the Ancients won't let us decompose.

[thingswithwings]

hahaha omg AWESOME. That is hilarious, and totally the kind of joke that Atlantis mathematicians tell each other.

[kyizi]

There are no such things as prime numbers, only numbers the Ancients won't let us decompose.

*snort* excellent! I love math humour ;p

[beadattitude]

What do you get when you cross John Sheppard and a cactus? I don't know, but he couldn't be any harder to hug.

What do you get when you cross Rodney McKay and a puddlejumper? I don't know, but I bet John Sheppard is the only one who can handle him.

What do you get when you cross John Sheppard and Buffy Summers? Nothing changes - you still have the one girl in all the world who can defeat the vampires.

aahahahahahah. You guys ROCK.

[eruthros]

It saddens me! thingswithwings and I agree that in our personal canon, Ronon has a job! We don't care what. He does science! Plumbing! Lyric poetry! SOMETHING. But sadly, not so on the show. And I can't help feeling like, as it is? The minor characters on the show must've noticed that if a mission involves shooting, Ronon does something, and if it doesn't, he doesn't get to talk.

[astridv]

roflol

Rodney McKay stands still and the universe revolves around him.
:O)

You guys win. At everything.