Following where fate leads me

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Comments

THIS IS IN THE ROOM

[oso_tigre]

Were you talking to the creeper again?

THE ROOM

[things_go_boom]

His name is Maxwell.

[oso_tigre]

Yes, the creeper.

[things_go_boom]

He's about as creepy as Duster is.

[oso_tigre]

H-hey! Duster is a perfect gentleman who doesn't pop out of places and attack you with soap if you cuss!

[And now her face is the same shade of pink as her hair, whoops.]

[things_go_boom]

No he just smells full of cheese and why are we having this discussion, I'm allowed to call Maxwell on his birthday, it doesn't mean anything.

[oso_tigre]

What's wrong with smelling like cheese?

[Kumatora doesn't really like cheese, but...]

[things_go_boom]

Well duuuuuh! Lactose intolerance! I mean he doesn't smell like lactose but ewwww! Can't he take a hint and get a bath or something? Does he even shave once in a while?

[oso_tigre]

Hey! There's nothing wrong with facial hair, either! Anyway, I don't see why you have to be all buddy-buddy with the creeper if you're gonna be flirting with Claus and- wait, shit.

[things_go_boom]

[MIND STOP.]

[oso_tigre]

I said nothing.

[things_go_boom]

NO, I HEARD THAT.

WHO TOLD Y- I AM NOT DOING ANYTHING.

[oso_tigre]

W-WELL MAYBE I DID. BUT IT'S NOT LIKE YOU DIDN'T JUST CONFIRM IT OR ANYTHING.

[things_go_boom]

...DUSTER SMELLS.

[oso_tigre]

YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON EVERY BOY.

[things_go_boom]

NOT EVERY BOY! ...APPLE KID, FOR EXAMPLE.