Love O' Tron - THE LOVE DOCTOR CRUSH MACHINE.

[things_go_boom]

[Smash Academy.

After being distracted for a while, Lash finally set up what she had wanted to do since right before Christmas. After hacking into the database, setting up permissions, tricking the hands to fund it, there is now a strange machine in the main common room.

A Crush Love Tester & Compatibility Machine!

It's so simple!

- Enter

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[punchtheflowers]

[Vinnie shrugged off the machine... He was totally over this crush that he had a million years ago, right. But somehow it just kept tugging at this deep-seated curiosity, plaguing his thoughts to the point where he finally caved in and went back the next day.]

Name: Vinnie
Crushes: Vileplume
Are you currently dating? No

[things_go_boom]

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

ERROR. NO INDICATION OF STUDENT NAMED VILLEPLUME IN DATABASE. CLOSEST MATCHES FOUND:

- VECTOR
- VOLGIN
- VIANCA

PLEASE SELECT A NAME TO CONTINUE.

[punchtheflowers]

[Oh... well, it was true that she wasn't enrolled. He was a little crestfallen.

Well, he might as well pick someone else just for kicks. He was going for Vianca, since it was the only girl's name on the list, but he somehow managed to press Volgin instead. Fuck.]

[things_go_boom]

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: YES! YES! YESSSS!

Your sexual level is: You make the sex god cry in shame.

[Your charm bracelet is black with flames and spikes]

[punchtheflowers]

[OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS. WHAT IS THIS NO A THOUSAND TIMES NO

Fumbling with this bracelet, he tried to reselect Vianca's name. Even if he didn't really know who she was (only that he gave her a bonsai once), he needed something to wash the trauma of Volgin's results from his brain.]

[things_go_boom]

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: No it's a bad idea.

Your sexual level is: Oh oh! Touch me right there big boy!

Note: Someone else has entered that they have a crush on you! Congratulations!
[You get another bracelet with black with flames and spikes.]

[punchtheflowers]

[That note was the straw that broke the camel's back. Vinnie took the bracelets and fled, face burning red.

Time to try and never think about these results again.]