Love O' Tron - THE LOVE DOCTOR CRUSH MACHINE.
[Smash Academy.
After being distracted for a while, Lash finally set up what she had wanted to do since right before Christmas. After hacking into the database, setting up permissions, tricking the hands to fund it, there is now a strange machine in the main common room.
A Crush Love Tester & Compatibility Machine!
It's so simple!
- Enter your name. You see that hand thing? It scans your hand. Yes, SBG has a hand database. The school is run by hands. No cheating allowed, sorry!
- Enter the name of the people you crush on. Don't worry! The whole thing is confidential and private! (Except to Lash who has it hooked to her database woops)
- The machine calculates how compatible you are based on the school records (it's passed by a randomizer, sorry). It also gives you some advice! It's like Ganondorf's stuff only with less dickchairs!
- Good news! It also sends you an e-mail if someone else likes you!! It's almost like match making! Only you have no idea who does.
- Top ten people with the must crushes! Surely that will not cause discomfort and unpopularity to no one, that would be very silly. (She's hoping it does and will rig the results)
- It's free!
- It rates how sexy you are (randomizer again)
- It gives you a neat charm bracelet in one of 12 colors for participating!
- Did we mention it's completely confidential?
...What do you mean this is just an overly elaborate plot in the hopes that someone actually thinks Max isn't so bad looking to keep him occupied while Lash and Hawke do other things? Don't be silly, Lash was born to do overly elaborate crazy plots.
And you know, she is kinda curious too.
Don't falter now! When the time is right, go and enter all the data on the machine and hope for the best results!
Name:
Crushes:
Are you currently dating?
If yes, name
OOC: Fill it out with as many of your characters as you like. Teachers and students alike, the more there is, the more chaotic the end results will be.]
After being distracted for a while, Lash finally set up what she had wanted to do since right before Christmas. After hacking into the database, setting up permissions, tricking the hands to fund it, there is now a strange machine in the main common room.
A Crush Love Tester & Compatibility Machine!
It's so simple!
- Enter your name. You see that hand thing? It scans your hand. Yes, SBG has a hand database. The school is run by hands. No cheating allowed, sorry!
- Enter the name of the people you crush on. Don't worry! The whole thing is confidential and private! (Except to Lash who has it hooked to her database woops)
- The machine calculates how compatible you are based on the school records (it's passed by a randomizer, sorry). It also gives you some advice! It's like Ganondorf's stuff only with less dickchairs!
- Good news! It also sends you an e-mail if someone else likes you!! It's almost like match making! Only you have no idea who does.
- Top ten people with the must crushes! Surely that will not cause discomfort and unpopularity to no one, that would be very silly. (She's hoping it does and will rig the results)
- It's free!
- It rates how sexy you are (randomizer again)
- It gives you a neat charm bracelet in one of 12 colors for participating!
- Did we mention it's completely confidential?
...What do you mean this is just an overly elaborate plot in the hopes that someone actually thinks Max isn't so bad looking to keep him occupied while Lash and Hawke do other things? Don't be silly, Lash was born to do overly elaborate crazy plots.
And you know, she is kinda curious too.
Don't falter now! When the time is right, go and enter all the data on the machine and hope for the best results!
Name:
Crushes:
Are you currently dating?
If yes, name
OOC: Fill it out with as many of your characters as you like. Teachers and students alike, the more there is, the more chaotic the end results will be.]