Love O' Tron - THE LOVE DOCTOR CRUSH MACHINE.

Jan 31, 2011 13:52

[Smash Academy.

After being distracted for a while, Lash finally set up what she had wanted to do since right before Christmas. After hacking into the database, setting up permissions, tricking the hands to fund it, there is now a strange machine in the main common room.

A Crush Love Tester & Compatibility Machine!

It's so simple!

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painting_beagle January 31 2011, 22:58:37 UTC
[Smee walks by.

... Stops in mid-step, walks backwards and stares at the machine. Oh my goddd it's like Christmas to her.

Okay let's start with something obvious.

Name: Smeargle
Crushes: Mike Jones
Are you currently dating? Nope
If yes, name --]

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things_go_boom February 1 2011, 04:42:47 UTC
[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: It could happen if the stars are right.

Your sexual level is: Better than an octopus.

[Your charm bracelet is yellow]

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painting_beagle February 1 2011, 04:51:45 UTC
Wow...

... Better than an octopus what.

[She takes the bracelet and enters another set

... She had to actually think.

Name: Smeargle
Crushes: Prince Poo ]

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things_go_boom February 1 2011, 05:23:55 UTC
[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: He might like you!

Your sexual level is: Better than a metapod

[You get another yellow bracelet.]

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painting_beagle February 1 2011, 06:45:48 UTC
[...ooh! :3

Okay time to go through another boy's name.

Name: Smeargle
Crushes: Bulba

She eagerly awaits. 83]

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things_go_boom February 1 2011, 10:48:22 UTC
[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: Step away from the guys who like guys.

Your sexual level is: OKay, I guess...

[You get a white bracelet.]

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