Love O' Tron - THE LOVE DOCTOR CRUSH MACHINE.

[things_go_boom]

[Smash Academy.

After being distracted for a while, Lash finally set up what she had wanted to do since right before Christmas. After hacking into the database, setting up permissions, tricking the hands to fund it, there is now a strange machine in the main common room.

A Crush Love Tester & Compatibility Machine!

It's so simple!

- Enter

Comments

[notsilvertongue]

[Oh no. Crushes. WHICH ONE DOES SHE PUT there are a million names she could go with. Curse her 12-year-old heart. Maybe... maybe she'll just start with the Team Rocket Kid. Since they are sooooo totally gonna fall in love and get married and have a bunch of kids and SCREW YOU MISTY :'( :'( :'(((( ]

Name: Lyra
Crushes: Red

[things_go_boom]

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: Eh.....go for the dream.

Your sexual level is: Better than a duck.

[Your charm bracelet is yellow]

[notsilvertongue]

[Is that... a... good one? Ducks aren't particularly romantic, are they? All she can think is Farfetch'ds. Maybe Psyducks.

Clearly she just needs to try again.]

Name: Lyra
Crushes: Silver

[things_go_boom]

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: He might be seeing other guys.

Your sexual level is: Better than a horse.

Note: Someone else has entered that they have a crush on you!

Congratulations!

[You get a red bracelet.]

[notsilvertongue]

[Wait, guys? Surely that's an error. Silver is obviously into girls (that have big poofy hats and names that rhyme with Smyra), right?

MORE IMPORTANTLY: someone has a crush on her. How exciting! Who could it be?? Clearly she needs to investigate further keep dicking around with the fun machine thingy.]

Name: Lyra
Crush: Mac

[things_go_boom]

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: The stars have foreseen terrible things.

Your sexual level is: Subtle yet dangerous in bed.

[You get...a red bracelet!]