Love O' Tron - THE LOVE DOCTOR CRUSH MACHINE.

[things_go_boom]

[Smash Academy.

After being distracted for a while, Lash finally set up what she had wanted to do since right before Christmas. After hacking into the database, setting up permissions, tricking the hands to fund it, there is now a strange machine in the main common room.

A Crush Love Tester & Compatibility Machine!

It's so simple!

- Enter

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[punchtheocean]

[Marie, this is not going to work out.

Name: Vinnie
Crushes: Dana]

[things_go_boom]

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear! It is flashing red.]

DATABASE INDICATES HAND SCAN BELONGS TO STUDENT MARIE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO CALCULATE COMPATIBILITY LEVEL BETWEEN MARIE AND DANA?

[punchtheocean]

What? No...

[He attempts to somehow tell the machine 'no,' but he presses 'yes.']

[things_go_boom]

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: Made to last

Your sexual level is: Hotter than an erupting volcano. Easy boy!

[Your charm bracelet is red]

[punchtheocean]

[SPUTTER. OH ARCEUS, WHAT. Marie attempts to hide the text with his hand, and clumsily types in another crush with his free hand...

Name: Marie
Crushes: Spinarak]

[things_go_boom]

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: She's got it made

Your sexual level is: Wow, I've heard bout perverted guys, but you take it to a whole other level.

[Your charm bracelet is black]

[punchtheocean]

[Marie is highly disturbed. Why is this happening. This has to be a joke. He tries another bogus answer...

Name: Marie
Crushes: Sonny Moe]

[things_go_boom]

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: Good with a chance of disaster. Take heed.

Your sexual level is: Holy molly! It's over 9000!

[Your charm bracelet is black with spikes]

[punchtheocean]

[Marie frowns. Okay, this is just silly. He takes the spiky black bracelet and pockets it, but leaves the others. He hesitates for a moment before typing a final one. Curiosity killed the Squirtle?

Name: Marie
Crushes: Red]

[things_go_boom]

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: He might be into domination. Won't work with you being who you are.

Your sexual level is: God of sex.

[Your charm bracelet is flames with spikes.]

[punchtheocean]

[D-DOMINATION? GOD OF SEX? Marie starts to blush, takes his bracelet and leaves to go crawl in a hole for a week.]