Complimentary Escort Service, R, John/Rodney

[thighholster]

Disclaimer: Don't own, don't know, don't ask, don't tell.

Title: Complimentary Escort Service
Pairing: John/Rodney, Rodney/Katie(minor)
Rating: R
Genre: First Time, Semi-Crack
Beta: berrynia. All mistakes left I gladly give the blame to her (even if it is mine.)
Warnings: Mild spoilers up to Tabula Rasa, and I haven't actually watched anything after

Comments

[korilian]

Heee. Anyone remember that movie about the couple who caused fires every time they had sex? "We take precautions. Yeah, we have fire extinguishers all over the place."

So if Rodney is cursed, whom of John's pissy exes cursed him? Chaya or Teer?

[thighholster]

Nice Girls Don't Explode? I remember that one, it was hilarious. But I think you might mean another.

And if it was a real curse, yeah I wonder who did it? Hmmm. Thanks for reading.

[korilian]

Thanks for writing. I must admit, when I saw the title my mind went to a very dirty place ;)

[thighholster]

Yeah, I may have entitled it as such simply for that reason.

I'm mean like that sometimes :D

[ladydarkangel_1]

Nice Girls Don't Explode? I remember that one, it was hilarious

You wouldn't happen to have the link for that would you? Never read it but it sounds awesome.

Speaking of awesome, loved the fic!!! With the way the eps have been mirror fic lately, we might even see it! *crosses fingers*

[burntcopper]

Pyrates. Kevin Bacon and his wife playing a couple. It is awesome and I need it on dvd because it's so bloody hysterical and sweet.