Things have been slow as shit. I've decided, y'know, to stop chasing skirt for a while so I can write some fuckin' songs for a change. Been meaning to for a while, but... damn. Got distracted ( Read more... )

What a night. Brief but man did I need a break. That stupid frozen waste up North needs to go away for fuckin' EVER. If I see another extra-fuzzy tauren I think I might explode and make a mess of the tent. The women weren't too bad lookin', hell, they were hot... but fuck if I can't see anythin' through that Loas damned PELT. Fuck that. I'll take ( Read more... )

Mannnn all these fuckin' trolls. Why are troll men so hot? And why are the women so fine? Why can't I be that fine? Loas done forsake me! I know I'm ugly as sin, but you didn't hafta make me part of such a fantastically sexy people, assholes!

I don't even know what the deal is with Diki anymore. He's been gone. I'm worried. Does he hate me or ( Read more... )

Been travelin'. Mel an' Zulei an' some others were worried but I'm okay. Hex ain't no thing, got all my ore so no more mining (fuck that shit) and now I can just work on tinkerin'. Diki will be surprised when the hog is all finished... I bet he'll think I couldn't have made it myself but fuck him.

Never thought the day would come I'd be miserable ( Read more... )

Auction was bangin'. People had fun, minimal damage to Gallywix's precious playground. I may have broken the sauna beyond repair on my way out, but fuck if I didn't need it. My whole body's been aching since two days ago... think it's been all the mining. I can't seem to stop. My back's seizin' up. What am I, an old man? Fuck.

Boogieman seemed to ( Read more... )

Shit. I got... did I get drunk? I must've to have a hangover this bad. Whatever I drank fucked me up. Woke up yesterday in a haystack in Brill. Don't even remember takin' the zep. Had a pickaxe in one hand and a crate full of ore in the other, goggles on... my ass, for some reason. Weird enough I wound up in the Eastern Kingdoms, got enough ore now ( Read more... )

Loas damn him. I want to just

Fuck that was so fucking... Zandiki. ZANDIKI, CHICKEN SHIT LITTLE BIG hnng

My whole body is just

I fuckin' hate him. I HATE HIM.

Oh FUCK I want him

((The next three pages are filled with nonsensical rambling and in-depth descriptions of some very vivid sexual dreams she's been having. Damn, girl got issues.))

FUCKING FUCK. Fuck. SHIT.

Fuck.

Okay right so I went to the boogieman's ball or whatever in Brill or some shit and Audre was there and she and some other hot chick are gonna be my peearr thingy and we're all gonna KICK ASS. Gonna make me some mon-aaaaaay. I fuckin' love working with Aud, she's so cool. Wonder how I'd look with holes in my cheeks... a ( Read more... )

Kodo was okay. Mel fuckin' humiliated me two weeks ago and took off. Lousy prick. Fucking dick. FUCKING FUCK SHIT PISS ( Read more... )