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"Cocaine is a faggot drug"
"If you are a faggot, you can go on down to the salt bar, and suck a bunch of dicks and snort all the cocaine in the world cause you are a faggot. Beer is the greatest drug in the world because you drink that shit, then you go to sleep."
"Chances are, each and every one of you will get married. Now you will find this person that you love, hell you may even be here with that person tonight. But regardless, that person will try to change everything about you.' Girls, your guys will be all like "why do you have so many guy frieds? I feel weird when you go out with your guy friends" because we get all insecure. Guys, your girl will come up to you and be all like 'why are you always staying out all night? why are you getting blowjobs from 14 year old girls in the backroom of the bar. But I don't understand, I was doing this when you first met me, why am I changing now?"
this man was a genious.
The Matadors were excellant, and the singer was the most hilarious man ever.
"If you are a faggot, you can go on down to the salt bar, and suck a bunch of dicks and snort all the cocaine in the world cause you are a faggot. Beer is the greatest drug in the world because you drink that shit, then you go to sleep."
"Chances are, each and every one of you will get married. Now you will find this person that you love, hell you may even be here with that person tonight. But regardless, that person will try to change everything about you.' Girls, your guys will be all like "why do you have so many guy frieds? I feel weird when you go out with your guy friends" because we get all insecure. Guys, your girl will come up to you and be all like 'why are you always staying out all night? why are you getting blowjobs from 14 year old girls in the backroom of the bar. But I don't understand, I was doing this when you first met me, why am I changing now?"
this man was a genious.
The Matadors were excellant, and the singer was the most hilarious man ever.