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I saw the greatest thing of all last night.
Now this thing that I saw, will not be seen by all, for it is the rarest of all events ever known to man. None of us will ever get to witness such a thing ever again (except in crappy low quality video form).
This event of epic proportions was of course, a very hammered Matt Gray.
I arrived at A Little Pizza Heaven, along with Alyssa, and Celia, to find Dan Raber, Stefan Rosenbaum, Haryn Silverstein, Lawrence of Arabia, and of course, Matt Gray.
Harlyn was lookin stylish with his gelled up spiffy hair do.
Stefan was hot as usual.
Dan was sportin my all time favorite "Save the drama for your mamma" Tee.
Lawrence was bein Lawrence which is never a bad thing. I could live with that man and never get tired of him.
Alyssa was lookin super cute in her dress
Celia was all hyper and hopped up off her chocolate milk and fries and gravy potato chips.
I was a little high, and rockin out with my Las Vegas trucker hat, and my ripped jeans.
and last but not least...
Matt Gray.
I cannot describe Matt Gray's actions too well because my eyes were watering from the words emanating from his talking hole. But all I know is that he was obviously drinking, his hair was all messy, and his reactions slow and very un-Matt Gray like! At one point he sat down in a chair right in front of the cash register at A Little Pizza Heaven.
Now here comes the best part. While Harlyn and Alyssa discussed a very delicious sounding episode of Iron Chef involving pork, Alyssa describe how large and in charge the particular piece of pork was. So then starts another conversation, between Harlyn and Celia, about how animals are treated poorly when they are being slaughtered.
Then I heard this particular gem.
"I would like to see the size of that cow"
So I am thinking, oh, maybe there was another conversation between someone that I missed. So I look at Matt Gray and say "What cow?"
Matt Gray replies with "The cow that piece of pork came from must have been huge."
I laugh. Stefan laughs. Everyone that heard it laughs.
Matt Gray is confused, he doesn't know why everyone is laughing, he still keeps talking about how big the cow must have been.
And then he stops and says "Oh, cows don't make pork!"
And I laugh some more.
Now this thing that I saw, will not be seen by all, for it is the rarest of all events ever known to man. None of us will ever get to witness such a thing ever again (except in crappy low quality video form).
This event of epic proportions was of course, a very hammered Matt Gray.
I arrived at A Little Pizza Heaven, along with Alyssa, and Celia, to find Dan Raber, Stefan Rosenbaum, Haryn Silverstein, Lawrence of Arabia, and of course, Matt Gray.
Harlyn was lookin stylish with his gelled up spiffy hair do.
Stefan was hot as usual.
Dan was sportin my all time favorite "Save the drama for your mamma" Tee.
Lawrence was bein Lawrence which is never a bad thing. I could live with that man and never get tired of him.
Alyssa was lookin super cute in her dress
Celia was all hyper and hopped up off her chocolate milk and fries and gravy potato chips.
I was a little high, and rockin out with my Las Vegas trucker hat, and my ripped jeans.
and last but not least...
Matt Gray.
I cannot describe Matt Gray's actions too well because my eyes were watering from the words emanating from his talking hole. But all I know is that he was obviously drinking, his hair was all messy, and his reactions slow and very un-Matt Gray like! At one point he sat down in a chair right in front of the cash register at A Little Pizza Heaven.
Now here comes the best part. While Harlyn and Alyssa discussed a very delicious sounding episode of Iron Chef involving pork, Alyssa describe how large and in charge the particular piece of pork was. So then starts another conversation, between Harlyn and Celia, about how animals are treated poorly when they are being slaughtered.
Then I heard this particular gem.
"I would like to see the size of that cow"
So I am thinking, oh, maybe there was another conversation between someone that I missed. So I look at Matt Gray and say "What cow?"
Matt Gray replies with "The cow that piece of pork came from must have been huge."
I laugh. Stefan laughs. Everyone that heard it laughs.
Matt Gray is confused, he doesn't know why everyone is laughing, he still keeps talking about how big the cow must have been.
And then he stops and says "Oh, cows don't make pork!"
And I laugh some more.