Title: Baby, It's Cold Outside
Fandom: Numb3rs x Northern ExposurePairing: Don/Joel ( Read more... )

Title: not Champagne (oh come on. I'm not putting real effort into picking a title!)Fandom: Smallville x Batman TAS ( Read more... )

Title: Champagne Taste
Fandom: Smallville x Batman TAS
Pairing: Lex/Dick
Rating: R
Length: 921 words
Summary: There wasn't actually a good reason for it. They just... sort of hit eachother.
Warning: CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK. Also, m/m adult sexual content. And language. And no beta. And bad punnage.
Notes: Continuity? Canon? Timeline? Plot ( Read more... )

Title: The Demoted Commodore SketchSummary: Jack is unsatisfied with a purchase ( Read more... )

Title: Spybreak!
Title is that of the Government Lobby Shootout music.
Author: -M
Fandom: PotC x Matrix
Pairing: Jack/James (Trinity/Neo *smirk*)
Rating: Adult for language, some violence, and explicit sexual content
Summary: They brought this upon themselves for having me listen to the soundtrack while writing "Silent as the Grave".

( Trin, you’re talking like a pirate again. Stop it. )

Title: MURTOGG AND MULLROY ARE UNDEAD
(A parody-of-a-parody* in one act with apologies to Mr. Tom Stoppard)
Author(a.k.a. lampooner): -M
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean; Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
Characters: Murtogg, Mullroy
Warning: I got the sillies.
Feedback: Lusted after; what's new?
Disclaimer:
meletor_et_al: now... how does one go about ( Read more... )

< caution tape >
You know the drill. If this is PtT, I'm a monkey's uncle.
And I'm not. It isn't. Cuts have their purpose(s).

( Easter was at Theo's place this time… )